He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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