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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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