i just wanna soil my oats bro
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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