Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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