You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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