Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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