I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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