Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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