People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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