i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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