Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
