butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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