So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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