The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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