she was so not down for the gang bang
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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