Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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