good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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