hotel room ftw
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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