I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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