you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My ATM looks so different sober.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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