Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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