i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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