I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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