Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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