last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
