i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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