youre lurking in front of me
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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