I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Im part way to drunk.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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