hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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