what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Enjoy the penises
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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