Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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