we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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