it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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