her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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