can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this boner is exhausting
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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