we have officially lost it.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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