hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
