It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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