How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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