if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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