Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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