why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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