I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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