She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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