seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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