oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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