the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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