I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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