I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We're too hungover to prance.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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