how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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