at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can't put those talents on a resume
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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