Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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