But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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