this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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