I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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