Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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